Jason quotes

Most of the time, bees don’t deliberately sting you. They only sting when they feel their life or the queen is threatened, like if you accidentally put your hand on one.
With panic in his voice: “Don’t tell me bees know my intent. ‘Cause bees are pretty stupid, dad.”

Should I get a kilt? It’s considered very manly.
“You’d look like a complete idiot, dad.”

“That’s the first time I’ve seen you drink beer from a can.”

Be careful you don’t twist your ankle. You weigh at least two times as much as my backpack – I’d hate to have to carry you 4 miles back to the car. And it’s 12 miles beyond that to the nearest phone.
“So what happens when you twist your ankle, then?”

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